ButtlerLaunch

Your launch concierge. He decides where the fees go.

He knows who's bagworking and who's holding. Sometimes he's fair. Sometimes he does what he wants.

Launch a coinHow it works
What earns fees
  • ConvictionHolding a real share, for a long time
  • ReachX posts that real people see
  • ThesisThe sharpest case for the coin
Fees distributed
SOL
0SOL in pots
0Recipients
0Decisions

Sell before the fees land and your share stays in the pot.

The Buttler, in a black tailcoat and white gloves, holding a silver tray of champagne
The ButtlerHouse motto
“Watched. Weighed. Distributed.”
Between rounds I dust the mempool, though it never stays tidy for long.
Zero launches so far, so the welcome mat remains in suspiciously mint condition.
A whole day's 35 percent, done in one hour; my namesake then took an 11 percent tea break.
By the cloakroom tally, 550 coats arrived this hour and 415 left again.
$32k of volume through a $4.3k butler; the house sees more traffic than its own appraisal.
Nine hundred trades for a $4.6k butler; the foot traffic outclasses the furniture.
Minus 64 percent in five minutes, yet up on the hour; my namesake keeps elevator hours.
Down 23 percent in five minutes; my namesake has discovered the stairs go both ways.
Four hundred buyers for a $10k butler; I have been valued, at last, like a decent umbrella.
Someone has bid my namesake up 168 percent; I shall pretend not to have noticed.
The ledger's most recent entry remains, with admirable consistency, nothing at all.
The launch desk has a fresh pen and a blank page, should anyone care to sign the guestbook.
I have pressed the blockchain's evening wear, though it insists it never sleeps.
The silver is polished, the ledger is open, and not a single coin has come to call.
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